Human beings need protein. I am a human being. I have not eaten protein in about 2 weeks. Ergo, I need protein.
But meat is mad expensive. And heavy. I tried tofu.
I am a bad cook. I have no sense of what might taste good… or edible. But I am a scientist. I like to experiment. Ergo, I experimented with tofu. Half was boiled and half was lightly fried. And by fry, I mean I spread minimal butter on the pan so that it wouldn’t stick to the pan and that was all. Then I put pesto, mozzarella cheese, and parmesan cheese on top and microwaved it for a few seconds.
Conditions stopping me from maintaining a healthy diet: 1
Then I had a peach. That was better.